There's a lot of sperm coming out of a big penis — everyone knows that

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

He fucks me so hard, it makes my eyes roll back from orgasm

Remember, you see my boner, you spread your pretty legs. You got it?

Cums all over her, and now she knows I'm a beast in bed

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Came home and found the cleaning lady with her husband's sperm on her face

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I'm going to strangle the baby a little bit so she doesn't scare the neighbors with her moans

The little one remembered all of her swear words while I was fucking her

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Hey, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my laptop! Oh, I'll give it to you for the creampie

Masseur, why are you rubbing my ass? You'd better rub your dick on the inside

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

Are you wearing glasses? I swallowed my dick all the way down my throat, I thought that's where you'd come

I don't know who it is, but I'm gonna fuck her if she's naked around the house - creampie?

You could have just said thank you, but that's okay too 😏

She's fucking with pleasure, she's screaming, I'll fill her face with cum and she'll be happy

Fucked and cummed in her, yikes 😰 That's 9 months from now I'll be a father

Whipping, pulling my hair — and I thought he was a romantic, even though I cum

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Late for work, but couldn't leave his beloved without an orgasm